Hello Kitty Black Spanky's

Today was an eventful day. On the way to work I hit the pothole thats been there for years on the city center on ramp to 16. But in my new car which is low to the ground it scraps underneath and the front bumper, brilliant! We were short staffed today at work, and I was told not to let anyone out on breaks. Scew that! So I ordered my closers and I all pizza. I'm stressed because I'm short staffed and I have to leave an hour early (we're over on hours). At one point during the night I'm back taking a sec to sit down and collect my thoughts on what needs to be done and how we're going to do it, when Brysen walks back there cracking up. I head out to see what is so funny and i run into Angela. I was like dude whats up? She's like a customer found black undies in a corner of the fitting room. At this point Brynsen and Lindsey come up laughing. i was like whats going on? Angela pointed to the girl who found them, I guess she came up to her and said Umm... I think you should know theres black underwear in a corner of one of the dressing rooms, I dont know why its there but its reallyi weird. So Angela goes and grabs a hanger from a shirt picks up the Black Hello Kitty spankys and throws them away. I was like why didnt u come get me this is hilarious. We start to close up the store and now that the customers are gone we can really talk about the spanky sit. I was like why do u guys think they're there? Who just forgets their undies? Why would they take them off? The girls checked the fittin rooms for sensors to see if they ripped off a swimsuit or something. I thought well if htey were to rip off a swim suit why wouldnt they just put the bottoms on over their undies? I was like are they dirty like period blood or something? WOuldnt they just throw them away in a bathroom? Everyone is cracking up by this point as we ponder over why they would be there. Then I was like I bet someone had sex in there and Brynsen was like thats what i think! The girls are like no we were keeping tabs on the fittin rooms there were only two feet in each room. Brynsen then said it doesnt always take 4 feet on the ground. At this I just start cracking up. Brianne and Ashley were in total disagreement because they couldnt believe someone would be that freaky. We joke for the rest of the night about how possibley someone could leave their undies in a fitting room! I had to see them to make sure they weren't making this up, but no they were in the trash a pair of black hello kitty spankys. This world takes all types!