Is that pee?
Wow we find so many weird things in the fitting rooms but this is probably the grosses and weirdest thing, even weirder then the black hello kitty spankies we found in June. Our new kid Kurtis was doing his job as the fitting room watcher guy and checking all the rooms for left over clothes after people had left. He noticed a tank top in the corner and went to grab it. He found it to be wet which intrigued him so he decided to smell it, to his horror it reeked of urine! Kurtis then quickly walked out to the main area where Devin crazy store manager was and I, doing our all important job of telling kids what to do. (side note, get me outta retail! If anyone knows of another job opening please let me know!) He told us that there was what he believed to be a tank top balled up in a corner of a fitting room, that it was wet, and he needed to go wash his hands. One of the kids started laughing and said "yuck dude gross, you touched a pee shirt! Was it one of ours?" oddly enough it was not. Devin being the crazy cracked out cheerleader that he is grabbed two pant hangers and picked it up and threw it away in the back. Kurtis went to wash his hands and things carried on as normal until Devin left. After close when we can talk about things openly I asked so why the hell was the peed up tank top there? We all speculated coming up with wild explanations. The best one and probably the one closest to the truth was from kurtis, he thinks someone just couldn't hold it any longer had layers on so they took off their tank top wadded up and peed on it so it wouldn't get on the floor! He said since he had been watching the fitting rooms he knew that only teenage girls had been going in, so it wasn't some 5 yr old who had an accident it was possibly someone as old at 18! We then teased him for the rest of the night calling him peepee hands....

3 Comments:
At 4:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
i have a confession to make...it was my tank top...yes my tank top! But oddly enough it wasnt my pee. You see as i was walking outside hollister i noticed a youg 15 yr old girl who had a look of discomfort on her face. it seems she had drank to much green tea prior to entering the mall. i asked her what was wrong and she said she was going to pee her pantalones. Bieng the gentleman i am i reached in my back pocket and grabbed my final wife beater that i had stored in there, and i gave it to her. with a smile of delight she said thank you and stuffed it down her pants and waddled into the store. i was hoping she would go to the food court restroom, but when i saw her inter hollister i knew it would be best if i just laid low the rest of the day.
At 10:22 AM,
Chelle said…
Well you have helped Kurtis earn his official Hollister nick name which is now PEEPEE hands.... Your's I'm afraid is old man... HAHAHAH...
At 11:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
omg, that made me laugh out loud...ha ha ha! wow what a day at work! Why don't things like this ever happen when I'm working? ha ha ha! geez, have a swell time recruiting tomorrow. And whats with the part about are hot new mit? Are you taking about little ole Kyle? lol We know what happend last time you were saying stuff about "our hot new mit"...it was freakin ERIC! ha ha ha ok I'm gonna go now....ha ha ha bye ---Aubrey :)
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