Managing Like a Hippie
This past Friday our district manager Dave came in the store. He can be a real shit, real intense and can say some really mean things. He told one girl one time that she looked like a whore because she was wearing mascara. I havent seen the guy since my interview with him and after hearing all these stories I make sure I'm not wearing any make up at all, and I'm decked out head to toe in Hollister attire. He makes me really nervous, his prescence makes the whole store nervous. I heard reports he had Danica crying in the back room, and he had been chewing Dan a new asshole. So I get to floor supervising and trying to stay away from him but still look like I'm working hard. He comes up to me trying to be chummy and slaps me on the back puts his arm around me and starts giving me pointers and telling me what I'm doing wrong, and his thoughts on how to run a store. Then he looks at me weird and says "how can I say this as funny as possible. You manage like a Hippie." I take offence and I say "I'm no hippie." He doesnt respond but keeps on talking, "yeah you manage like a Hippie your too laid back. Hippies dont run businesses. Well small ones, you know what I'm saying?" I respond with "Oh you mean headshops," trying to crack a joke with him. He looks at me deadpan and says "Never say stuff like that infront of the brandreps. You need to step up your intensity." He continues on but my feelings are hurt, and I"m thinking he better watch the way he speaks to his employees no wonder there is such a high turnover for MIT's. I go up to Dan later and I'm like do you think I'm a hippie? He starts lauging and responds you graduated from UPS didnt you, thats nothing but hippie a school. It gets around that Dave called me a hippie and Justin swears he's going to wear his dirty hippie shirt to work next time. I can honestly say I dont like it when Dave stops in. I guess what he said to some of the other employees is much worse. Oh well he needs to be a little more laid back, it would help him out.

5 Comments:
At 8:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dont fret it Chelle, District managers are ALWAYS assholes. its their job. in fact, i believe they're trained to be the meanest most horrible people on the universe. its a power trip/tyranny thing, but the sad thing is it works. The
REALLY sad thing is theres nothing you can do about it. I have the same problem with my district manager (whose name also happens to be dave) and i've learned to cope with it. as long as he doesn't fire you (which they dont do NEARLY as often as they'd like you to think) you're fine. So relax, sit back and enjoy the time hes NOT there. Happy retail!
At 1:23 AM,
Chelle said…
HA isnt it a blast? I love the mental abuse, and I'm thinking you hired me, if you want me to stay be nice...
At 10:25 AM,
Anonymous said…
District managers are assholes...but remember they have somebody above them and they are even bigger assholes...I had a visit at Old Navy from the vp of old navy when I worked in tacoma. We spent an entire night folding to get the store perfect. He got there spent four hours on the phone and then went through and blasted everybody. The regional manager that was there whith him explained that this was him in a good mood. So remember he may be a complete ass but the person above him is even more of a complete ass. So they may be giving it to you, but they are getting it much worse. Either that or just call him a jackass to his face and hope he respects your honesty....
At 10:26 AM,
Anonymous said…
I recomend the the calling him a jackass to his face....
At 1:11 AM,
Chelle said…
We Have a Damn Dirty Hippie shirt at work. Maybe I should buy it and wear it the next time he's there. The only problem is it's a guys shirt. Or I should buy it for him! MUHAHAHAHAHHA...
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