The fire alarm from hell and pirates of the carribean drinking game...

Well last night I got of work early around 1030 so I called Meggie and went over to her house. When I arrived she was still in the shower it was around 11 15. She got out and we got ready to head out. By the time we were heading out it was bout 1150. We rock up to the ram around midnight and it looks closed so we head out and try some other places, closing up so we jet out to the Met and grab a bottle of wine, pizza, and beer and head back to megs. This is where things take a turn for the worst. She cuts me a piece of chocolate cake and I said hey the wine u got would realy go well with this cake, let me do the honors. So she get's me a wine opener and I go to town. In the meantime we're trying to figure out how to turn on her oven which hasnt been used. It's gas and we start to smell it so she read the directions to make sure we werent going to die. ALL's fine unitl the smoke detector starts going off. It's loud and up high so we get a broom and start fanning it. Which turnis it off briefly. I'm trying to get the wine open and i end up breaking the cork in half. Bummer, so I grab a pair of scicsors trying to get it out, this just sends the cork deeper into the bottle causing me to srhink in pain, and also get wine on my shirt. As I run to the sink Megs turns around thinking I have cut myself and seeing the red wine shes' like holy shit what did u do? SHe stops fannin the fire alarm and it starts going off agian. I say, I have wine on my new sweater! Dude I hope u dont mind a little or half a cork in your wine. I pour two glasses. The alarm keeps going off, I"m waitin for kali at this second to come down stairs and yell at us, we have all the doors and windows open at this point and its 130 am. The alarm still going off when she stops fanning. I figure I can reach the button from the stairs and turn it off. So we get the pizza outta the oven and Megs comes up with a great drinking game for our movie the Pirates of the Carribean, everytime they say Pirate drink. WEll we drank a lot! 2/3 into the movie I decide Icant drink anymore and cant keep up with the pirates and wait to sober up so I can drive home at the end. WoW WHAT A NIGHT... THe crazy thing is Kali never heard the alarm that went off over 10 times. That wouldnt be good if there was a fire.