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Friday, July 01, 2005

Foxy Boxing...

So Wed. night a group of us head to the ram... This group includes, Kali, Mira, Jeff, Dan Smith, Asian Zach, Meggie, Brandon, his friend Rodriego, and me. We're all drinking and having a good time and this big guy comes up and starts complainin that there's no room for him and his friends anywhere. Zach starts joking around with him and the guy, who says his name is OP Bop Shabaz Jenkins, but we can call him WIll, sits starts hanging out. He gives everyone but me, mira, and kali nicknames. Zach is skinny, jeff is kyle because he introduced himself as the jew, and megs is whispers because she hasnt said a word since the guy rocked up. He talks mira and I into fighting, Kali would have but she had to leave so she could get up early and go to work. Jeff also leaves early because he has to work early. SHelley Cook rocks up too she's fighting also...

So we all get into the ring to hear the rules, the gloves are huge and we're joking around. The first round were two friends who were just gigling and not really fighting. The next round it turns out to be Mira and me. Everyone's like dont be like them fight! So I decide to give them a fight, I put my mean face on and go after mira at the first bell. Granted I'm wearing a skirt and mira has bigger guns then me, but I take her, and win the fight... Mira was afraid, I guess I intimidated her! LOL.. I'm exhausted... Shelley goes out and does her best I'm still not sure if she won or not. Then they talk Meggie into fighting, she has to take on this girl who's my height but out weighs me by 7olbs atleast and she looks like she just got outta prison. The guy this girl is with over hears megs saying how she's broken her nose a lot and is worried about this, he tells the bitch to go strait for Megs face. Which the girl does, and the guy keeps yelling your nose is bleedin. I wanted to punch him. Megs is getting the shit kicked outta her so she starts kicking, so against the rules but that bitch is mean and big. HEr friend throws in a napkin and yells wipe up the blood! GRRR... Megs loses, and everyone else who won has taken off, I'm the only one left except amazon. I'm in the ring now for the 100 bux, and Amazon is getting in. Bing the fight starts and I get my ass handed to me, the girl is not letting up and has me in the corner of the ring, where she is hittin me and my eyes are open but i cant close them. She's being a bitch and the ref is supposed to pull her off me so I push her away and throw off my gloves, I"m PISSED and yank off my helmet. Zach has never seen me so angry. I lose the 100 bux and man women gets it. FOr the rest of the night OP BOP hits on me and Megs. I chill with my friends, and think oh well atleast I got a free tshirt. It was truly a fun night...

But wait, theres more....

Today at work I"m trying to find someone to come in and cover a shift that someone didnt show for.... WHen this big black guy comes in wearing a green sweater vest. He tells me to get off the phone... Its OP BOP... He pulls me aside and says I felt bad u lost the 100 bux so here, and he hands me a rose. He's like my friends have been trying to convince me to come here all day. He continues talking and I start thinking of a way of getting him out, his BO is killing me. He's wearing a sweater vest wtih nothing underneath... He's like I just got off work at pizza hut, he's 25 and works at pizza hut. He's wearing a green sweater vest and smelling of BO. He's a nice guy but not my type at all. I tell him thanks for the flowerAnd let him know i have to go back to work. I bring the rose in the back and right away everyone starts making fun of me... Oh and I'm sore as hell, so is Megs...

4 Comments:

  • At 3:17 PM, Blogger Harley Davidson said…

    I hear that once you go OP BOB black you never go back.....

     
  • At 3:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    haha. op bop came to your work! i'll be screening my calls for the next week or so! oh and i
    wouldn't be surprized if amazon woman has had training. she knew exactly what she was doing. i
    can't believe i got paired with her she was like twice my size! at least i got some good kicks
    in!

     
  • At 4:11 PM, Blogger Chelle said…

    I'll have to post the pics from that night! Dude I'm still sore and I can hardly move...

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger Chelle said…

    pics are up! go to the link, the email address is c_chelle_27@hotmail.com, and the password nodoubt

     

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